Michelob Ultra = Natural Light. I'm not kidding. Do a blind taste test. Same beer only 3X more expensive. Bastards.
posted by Steve at 9:32 PM

Wow, I am in awe of your abilities, as I will soon tell you again in Instant Messenger.

Granted, often the sarcasm level in this home reaches epic proportions, but I am truly amazed by your skills. My protection of Mother Nature's children only extends to allowing a gigantic spider to crawl onto an Entertainment Weekly only to be hurled out the window to the insect buffet that is our backyard.
posted by Steve at 9:49 PM