Stroup story

Okay, so last night we do this bachelor party type thing and Stroup gets LIQUORED UP. I had to promise to pay the cabbie $50 if he puked in the cab, but that's not the story...

He crashes on our couch and I go upstairs. My room is on the back side of the house, Morgan is on the front. At around 5am Morgan hears something and sees bright lights so he pokes his head out the window.

A cop asks him if Greg lives there... he says no... then he asks if Steve lives there... yes.
"Well, we have a Greg barefoot and handcuffed to a pole up the street."

Morgan gets me up and I head downstairs. When I get outside I see about 10 cops and one of them is leading greg down our hill in cuffs.

I hear Greg say that he can't find his shoes and one of the cops says "Now we're going to find out if you're telling the truth."
They ask if I know who he is, I say "Yeah, tonight was his bachelor party." I'm positive I have a huge smile on my face at this point.

The cops are all like "OOOOHHHH... okay then."

"He's been scaring your neighbors by pounding on their doors"

The cops uncuff him and say stuff like "Don't worry about it dude, I've been married three years" and "Well, looks like we'll replace these with another kind of cuffs"

Apparently Stroup got up to take a piss... went outside, and then started pounding on the doors of random houses to get back in.

He made it 9 houses down the street.

The last thing the cop says to me is "Don't ever let him forget this"

And we won't. ;-)

posted by Steve at 2:48 PM

Even though I have a multitude of video games at my disposal, I was still up until too late playing Truck Dismount. Various forums are awash with people discussing how best to injure the protagonist of the game. Personally, I need to see the videos of the high scores, because the best I could come up with was about 64,000 points.
posted by Joel at 11:12 PM

Our blog is not complete without an animated GIF of the Star Wars Kid.



Ah, there we go.
posted by Joel at 2:02 PM

I am a Friendster now. That is, I illegally download and distribute friends through the internet. It's an interesting concept. My friend network is apparently over 100,000 people. All people I never met.

Steve, you need a picture of the cardboard tube samurai as your picture. Or something.
posted by Joel at 10:32 AM

By telling us NOT to do something you automatically make us want to do it. I agree, however, that it is not something that you want to search for... especially not with the "I'm feeling Lucky" button as you will certainly not feel lucky after viewing what comes up on your screen.

Note, I was actually exposed to this quite a while ago and it still haunts me.

posted by Steve at 9:09 AM

Ugh. Never, under any circumstances, do a Google search for tubgirl. Please take my word for it.
posted by Joel at 6:48 PM

Michelob Ultra = Natural Light. I'm not kidding. Do a blind taste test. Same beer only 3X more expensive. Bastards.
posted by Steve at 9:32 PM

Wow, I am in awe of your abilities, as I will soon tell you again in Instant Messenger.

Granted, often the sarcasm level in this home reaches epic proportions, but I am truly amazed by your skills. My protection of Mother Nature's children only extends to allowing a gigantic spider to crawl onto an Entertainment Weekly only to be hurled out the window to the insect buffet that is our backyard.
posted by Steve at 9:49 PM