A new trend in email spam I am just becoming aware of is to post date spam to 9/11. I've always been aware giving the mail a different date will keep people from immediately seeing and deleting the ENLARGE YOUR PENIS NOW! mail. And seeing something with a date of 9/11 might arouse peoples morbid curiosity. "I wonder what spooky thing they sent me on September 11th, probably something prophetic... nope, just an add for cellulite removal cream."
posted by Joel at 7:55 PM

Ooops, broken link, Mr. President.
posted by Joel at 1:19 PM

Shopping trip today to pick up party goodies. While the point of the trip is to stock a house bar that we'll use on occasion, I have a feeling all supplies will be depleted by next week. "Hey guys, what drink can we make with vermouth, tequila, and diet coke?"
posted by Steve at 10:48 AM

Hey, it works! No, we can't get both. Mr. Owl said "3" but he's a fucking mooch.
posted by Steve at 9:43 AM

If I know the answer to the question can we get both? It's 3, right?
posted by Joel at 8:52 AM

Get a job slacker. Oh wait.
posted by Joel at 10:19 PM